In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.
One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”
My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.
It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.
“You are my home, and I will always come back to you.”
Heyyyy sorry for not drawing much lately ;w; been really busy with school >.> so to make it up, I made another version of this “Imagine your OTP” (?) since it seems that a lot of people like it ^^<3
I’ll try to draw more tomorrow so I can save up for next week owo Thank you (again) for bearing with me lol
instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone
look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead”
future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy
me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?
My new FGO(Edmond) fanzine in C93 is in stock now on Melonbooks and Fromagee. If you will use recommended proxy service by melon officially [link]
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